Hooray for David Blaine, the showman extraordinaire who can sit motionless in a glass box/encased and motionless in ice/motionless in most scenarios and earn millions of dollars in the process. David has just revealed the details of his latest interest-defying venture and it’s sure to have the world on the edge of its seat and breathless at his daring and genius.
He will hang upside-down from a high wire above Central Park in New York for three days and two nights. Virtually motionless.
Hardly Evel Kneivel, is it? He will have to sleep upside down and eat upside down and… well, just don’t go for a walk in Central Park around September 24 or you might find that the sleepy David has voided his bowels all over your coat.
David would simply love it if you stopped by and said ‘Hi’ during his attempt on the dullest stunt ever. Note to British tourists – this is not an invitation to throw stones or whack golf balls at his massive, boring head.